Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen

I wrote about hair donations the other day. As with most of my trips down the google path I am left with more questions than I started with. I don't really care if Locks of Love misplaced 6 million dollars worth of hair or 6 hundred – I just want to know who is buying the rejected hair. Google is acting like a teenager – pretending to answer my question by providing information that may be true, but isn't actually helpful.

First thing that should be mentioned is that there is a market for human hair that anyone can participate in. If you have hair that you are thinking of donating you can sell it and give the proceeds to your favorite charity. There are supposedly many places one can do this. . . . . but I've mostly found one. It is called Hair Sellon; so I give them bonus points for the pun. They do not buy or sell hair, they provide a site where buyers and sellers can meet. On the front page of their site is a hair value calculator. (If you are curious I could get $115 dollars for my hair!) Looking through the picture ads on the site is uncomfortably like reading bad personal ads. With too many adjectives and claims of virgin status.




China and India are the main exporters of human hair extensions. It seems as if 'Brazilian' hair is the most popular of all the dark hairs. Assuming you cared if the woman whose hair you are wearing came from Brazil or China; how would know the exporter was being honest? This entire racket is fascinating from a sociological / economic view point. The major site for buying hair extensions direct from the supplier at significantly reduced prices is an outfit called Alibaba. They are not a hair exporter themselves – they are “a site where 80% of all e-commerce in China resides”. If you want a truckload of hair rather than just a box of extensions, or if you prefer doing business with India rather than China you will want to check out Mother Theresa's Hair Extensions. No. I'm not making that up – that is the company name.

In the hair extension business the good stuff is not only virginal, it's also “remy”. There is an Arab rapper/parodist I just adore named Remy, but this has nothing to do with him. Remy means that all the hair is bound together in the proper direction. Human hairs have cuticles, which are like the nap on fabric. So if you have some of the hairs upside down in your extension, you will get a matted and tangled mess. Which makes me think 'remy' would be the bare minimum of standards.


But I digress. …. .
Hair that may not be good enough for a high quality wig may still be good enough for discount extensions. But what about the hair that isn't good enough for even the cheapest extensions?


I found two uses; one very noble and green and the other disgusting and driven by profit.  Note to my left-leaning friends, 'disgusting' and 'profit driven' are NOT synonyms.  


First, let us learn a new word. From our friends at wikipedia:

Adsorption is the adhesion of atoms, ions, or molecules from a gas, liquid, or dissolved solid to a surface. This process creates a film of the adsorbate on the surface of the adsorbent. This process differs from absorption, in which a fluid (the absorbate) permeates or isdissolved by a liquid or solid (the absorbent). Adsorption is a surface-based process while absorption involves the whole volume of the material. The term sorption encompasses both processes, while desorption is the reverse of it. Adsorption is a surface phenomenon.



Human hair is not Absorbent like a sponge, it is Adsorbent like an oil mop. Oil clings to the surface of hair, but water is not soaked up. No Snape jokes!  You people are heartless.

Anyway, people have started using human hair to stuff giant boons that can be used to help clean up oil spills. Yea! As near as I can ascertain, these boons (Long tubes of netting stuffed into sausage shape) are made with hair donated by salons and pet groomers. So the missing LoL hair isn't here.


Maybe it's in your soy sauce or your pizza crust dough? 

Yep. There is an amino acid that is mostly imported from China used as a dough enhancer and as a flavor component for soy sauce and other food products. It is called L-cysteine, but from what I've read they hardly ever make it out of human hair anymore (except when they dofor a variety of reasons.   One of which, I'm sure, is that someone blabbed to the internet about this process and then companies began to use alternate products – or products with different names than the ones breathlessly reported about on BBC. Oh, if you live in the EU this amino acid is listed as E920 on food packaging. 

I've also read that too many Chinese women are getting their hair permed and that one cannot extract as much L-cysteine from treated hair. This really doesn’t make numerical sense. Men get their hair cut more often than women. Children also receive haircuts. So even if most Chinese women are getting perms (which recent crowd scene pictures seems to belie) there wouldn't seem to be enough of a reduction in quantity to turn a profitable process into an unprofitable one.

And again we are talking about floor sweepings, not missing locks from LoL.
The truth is out there. And by 'out there' I mean in China, so I am not going to count on ever knowing exactly what is occurring. But according to the BBC we can be thankful that they now use duck and chicken feathers instead of human hair - so we won't be grossed out any more! And of special interest to my Brother-in-law and folks like him – one company is producing L-cysteine by genetically modifying a microorganism.

I wish I could have answered the question of the missing hair; but would you settle for a cool video that shows how hair goes from a pony tail to a wig? Or maybe one about people climbing to a temple in India to donate their hair to the monks?


Two final tidbits:
One of the articles I read claimed, “Some less scrupulous people in the fashion industry also uses human hair to thicken the pile of fur coats. It means coats can be made for less money.” I could find nothing verifying this particular instance of villainy.


So much of what I read did not particularly surprise me. I also was never as outraged as I suspect I was supposed to be. One thing did blow my mind – human-hair based L-cysteine is Kosher.

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